Friday, February 22, 2008
3rd Edition of Pantun-in-a-Lecture!!
(From left, clockwise motion: Haekal, Fairus, Zuraimi, Hanan)
MS 2210
Lect 6
20th Feb 2008
Tema: Kiamat dan Benggali
Dalam silat blaja sidekick,
Ilham daripada Srikandi Tun Teja;
Seorang Bai Singh terpekik-pekik,
"En-kiamat, en-kiamat, ada orang mintak kerja!"
~Z
Pakcik miang beli rantai sutas,
Beli di kedai emas dimiliki Ah Seng;
Turban Bai Singh sungguh flat di atas,
Supaya senang kalau nak main Gah-singh..
~F
Cik Aci naik bas ke pasar,
Sari dibalut dengan kain;
Kalau bijak apa maksud peribahasa,
Rambut sama hitam, turban lain-lain..
~Hk
Semalam saya ke Kuala Bangsar,
Makan buffet sehingga bonchet;
Bai Singh sebenarnya mafia besar,
Selalu seludup rokok bedek dalam tonchet..
~Hn
Takde kerje kopek kentang,
Kopek kentang dengan Hidayat;
Kalau turban luas terbentang,
Nescaya muat membalut mayat..
~Z
Abu suka berkaraoke dgn Cik Millah,
Lepas berkaraoke ke kedai membeli topeng;
Semua singh-singh berbulu nau'zubillah,
Sebab Guru Nanak sebenarnye ialah Ah Meng..
~F
Ah Meng mati, semua sayu,
Pasal takde monyet nak 'posing';
Malaysia memang Tanah Melayu,
Takkan Singapura tanah si Singh?
~Hk
Ke Hjh Maimunah untuk siput sedut,
Bekal siput sedut dibawa ke jemputan;
Bai Singh sebenarnye sering berdangdut,
Lebih-lebih lagi lagu "Singh-golan Cubitan"..
~Hn
Iskandar Syah ada keramat,
Tempat letaknya di Fort Canning;
Aku ingatkan da nak Kiamat,
Rupa rupanya budak2 bi-singh..
~Z
Wak Mat berani masok hutan,
Memancing di sungai mendapat ikan;
Singh satu badan berbulu mcm rambutan,
Bulu ketiak pon terpaksa di-turban-kan..
~F
Ali main layang-layang,
Boleh join kalau sudi;
Rambut panjang ikal mayang,
Rupanya Singh tengah mandi..
~Hk
Lecture kami hampir tamat,
Cakap bubbye pat cikgu yg lawa;
Salah satu tanda kiamat,
Nampak Benggali bertonchet dua...
~Hn
Nampak apek yang sudah tua,
Sedang asyik membuang hingus;
Kalau Benggali bertonchet dua,
Umpama Chun Li terbakar hangus..
~Z
Batman tinggal di dalam gua,
Boleh rapelling pakai tali;
Kalau Bai Singh bertonchet dua,
Buang itu turban, pakaikan coli!
~F
Harus tidur selepas main,
Itulah diajar dalam sains;
Asal rambut sama hitam turban lain,
Bulu sama hitam, seluar dalam lain-lain..
~Hk
Why hello there one and all!! its time for another edition of Pantun-in-a-Lecture!! As you all know, we haf been actively trying to fill up our MS2210 lectures with creativity and passion for the Malay language.. We, the Pantuneers haf decided to recruit another one of our long-time BP pals who just changes module and got into our MS2210!!! hahahaha
Thus, without further ado please allow me to portray a nice pic taken by a frenly Eurasian fren of ours who we still dunno her name yet.. (sorry for the broken English..)
Thus, without further ado please allow me to portray a nice pic taken by a frenly Eurasian fren of ours who we still dunno her name yet.. (sorry for the broken English..)
(From left, clockwise motion: Haekal, Fairus, Zuraimi, Hanan)
Lect 6
20th Feb 2008
Tema: Kiamat dan Benggali
Dalam silat blaja sidekick,
Ilham daripada Srikandi Tun Teja;
Seorang Bai Singh terpekik-pekik,
"En-kiamat, en-kiamat, ada orang mintak kerja!"
~Z
Pakcik miang beli rantai sutas,
Beli di kedai emas dimiliki Ah Seng;
Turban Bai Singh sungguh flat di atas,
Supaya senang kalau nak main Gah-singh..
~F
Cik Aci naik bas ke pasar,
Sari dibalut dengan kain;
Kalau bijak apa maksud peribahasa,
Rambut sama hitam, turban lain-lain..
~Hk
Semalam saya ke Kuala Bangsar,
Makan buffet sehingga bonchet;
Bai Singh sebenarnya mafia besar,
Selalu seludup rokok bedek dalam tonchet..
~Hn
Takde kerje kopek kentang,
Kopek kentang dengan Hidayat;
Kalau turban luas terbentang,
Nescaya muat membalut mayat..
~Z
Abu suka berkaraoke dgn Cik Millah,
Lepas berkaraoke ke kedai membeli topeng;
Semua singh-singh berbulu nau'zubillah,
Sebab Guru Nanak sebenarnye ialah Ah Meng..
~F
Ah Meng mati, semua sayu,
Pasal takde monyet nak 'posing';
Malaysia memang Tanah Melayu,
Takkan Singapura tanah si Singh?
~Hk
Ke Hjh Maimunah untuk siput sedut,
Bekal siput sedut dibawa ke jemputan;
Bai Singh sebenarnye sering berdangdut,
Lebih-lebih lagi lagu "Singh-golan Cubitan"..
~Hn
Iskandar Syah ada keramat,
Tempat letaknya di Fort Canning;
Aku ingatkan da nak Kiamat,
Rupa rupanya budak2 bi-singh..
~Z
Wak Mat berani masok hutan,
Memancing di sungai mendapat ikan;
Singh satu badan berbulu mcm rambutan,
Bulu ketiak pon terpaksa di-turban-kan..
~F
Ali main layang-layang,
Boleh join kalau sudi;
Rambut panjang ikal mayang,
Rupanya Singh tengah mandi..
~Hk
Lecture kami hampir tamat,
Cakap bubbye pat cikgu yg lawa;
Salah satu tanda kiamat,
Nampak Benggali bertonchet dua...
~Hn
Nampak apek yang sudah tua,
Sedang asyik membuang hingus;
Kalau Benggali bertonchet dua,
Umpama Chun Li terbakar hangus..
~Z
Batman tinggal di dalam gua,
Boleh rapelling pakai tali;
Kalau Bai Singh bertonchet dua,
Buang itu turban, pakaikan coli!
~F
Harus tidur selepas main,
Itulah diajar dalam sains;
Asal rambut sama hitam turban lain,
Bulu sama hitam, seluar dalam lain-lain..
~Hk
And there u have it ladies n gentlepersons!! The third edition of Pantun-in-a-Lecture!! Wooo hooo!! Thanks to Faatihah for the suggestion of Hari Kiamat ye!!
For those out there who happen to stumble upon this blog and haf the similar need and aspirations of wanting their voices heard, please do offer suggestions of possible topics which we can use to rack up new pantuns during the next edition ya!!
Next week is recess week for us and even tho we love pantun, dun expect us to come down school during holidays just to sit around and make pantuns for 2 hours lah.. hahhaa nonsense lah u!
Thus, on behalf of the Pantuneers, thanks for reading and appreciating Malay Culture through this fun medium!! =D Drop a comment or two kalau tangan u all tu da menggelitis k? Kalau nak letak anonymous pon ok.. nak letak nama gelaran pon ok..
Till the next time then!!
Chalobete!!
For those out there who happen to stumble upon this blog and haf the similar need and aspirations of wanting their voices heard, please do offer suggestions of possible topics which we can use to rack up new pantuns during the next edition ya!!
Next week is recess week for us and even tho we love pantun, dun expect us to come down school during holidays just to sit around and make pantuns for 2 hours lah.. hahhaa nonsense lah u!
Thus, on behalf of the Pantuneers, thanks for reading and appreciating Malay Culture through this fun medium!! =D Drop a comment or two kalau tangan u all tu da menggelitis k? Kalau nak letak anonymous pon ok.. nak letak nama gelaran pon ok..
Till the next time then!!
Chalobete!!