Friday, January 23, 2009

Pantun in a Lecture 2009!!

Location: Science, LT27
Time: 12nn - 2pm
Lecture: PR2202, Perfumes n Cosmetics (Lect 2)
Date: 22 Jan 2009

Pantuneers: Hanan, Nasuha, Kamielah, Syafiah, Munirah

Well, well.. the start of yet again, another edition of Pantun in a Lecture!! (aka P.I.A.L in short) This year, i did not haf the blessed opportunity to haf similar lectures as Fairus, Zuraimi and Haekal.. Not all of us in a lecture anyways.. and thus we cant haf our usual P.I.A.L sessions..

But life is fair..for what life takes away from me, it gives me back!! hahaha now i haf found new friends whu are just as capable pantuneers as the previous pioneers of literature!! Well, now we shall haf twice weekly pantun sessions (god-willing) during our Perfumes and Cosmetics lectures!! hahah well, i think its time well-spent since the lecturers just read off the notes word-for-word!

Without further a-do, lets kick start P.I.A.L 2009!!

Tema: N.O.L (Naked Old Lady)

Tuai padi antara masa,
Esok jangan layu-layuan;
Sungguh boring kini ku rasa,
Sebab tak paham lecture ni pompan..
(Hn)

Pergi ke Jepun makan Fugu,
Lepas masak padi dituai nanti;
Nampak nya Hanan tengah tertunggu,
Naked Old Lady streak past pat LT..
(Nas)

Nasuha suka makan lembu,
Hanan suka makan kambing;
I wanna see Naked Old Lady too,
Asalkan badan tak sagging..
(Kam)

Hanan diri sungguh tercegat,
Melihat kucing nya di atas pokok,
Kamielah sudah gian sangat,
Sampai sagging pon nak tengok..
(Syaf)

Hari ni aku takde kelas pagi,
Namun ku tetap sampai lambat;
Aku tanak tgk sagging old lady,
Sebab aku takut sungguh dgn babat..
(Mun)

Pahlawan melayu bernama Badang,
Batu dan pokok boleh dipikul;
Berat sungguh mata memandang,
Berat lagi dada-nya memikul..
(Hn)

Hang Jebat BFF Hang Tuah,
Tolong betulkan kain kalau terselak;
Lecturer sedang buat kelakar,
Tetapi saya lupa nak gelak..
(Nas)

Apek nak memikat nyonya,
Skali dia kene siku;
Saya faham jenaka nya,
Terasa sungguh proud gitu..
(Kam)


Well, dats the end of the very first P.I.A.L sessions for 2009!! might be short but we are just starting out lah.. so paham2 lah ye??

Till next week then!! Gong Xi Fa Cai to all my muallaf friends!!

Chai Chien!!!

Posted by hanan bunny at 11:50 pm

Monday, January 19, 2009

My January so far..



This year has been kind to me thus far.. It already has its share of shock n awe and funnies and embarassing and laugh-my-butt-off moments.. (well, u get wad i mean) Aniwaes, id love to share sum of them on this little post here!! =D


1) One of the earlier happenings occurred kinda early in the year.. at the stroke of midnight on countdown actually..

Well, one of my frens was manhandled at a club and now faces the hassle of going to n from clinics to see specialists abt the ear.. the thing about this is that my fren is a lady!! Apparently, a drunk guy (Malay, should i add) hit her just becos he was turned down.. Now this i dun get... if ur being rejected by a girl and the only solution that u resort to is to hit her, then ur nuttin better than an animal!! (brings back memories of "Fairus, are u an animal?" ~Mrs Poh, A Maths teacher)

if this is the case, then ladies should be allowed to carry taser guns or electrocution devices or sumting so that crapbags like this guy would be jolted to his senses the next time he tries sumting like dat.. What a waste of his mum's energy raising a bum like that.. Well, reallie hope my fren is A okay..


2) Secondly, school has started!! and wad a start it has been, with biddings and ballotings and taking out moolahs to buy coursepacks and printing notes.. Really should start early this year.. "Start anew lah katerkan" (Mail, 2009).

This sem, i feel kinda okay cos almost all my modules are filled wif familiar faces.. thus, makes it easier during mugging periods! And aand aaaannddd.. My exams this sem will end kinda early!! (2nd May!!) This would be a first cos i NEVER did end my exams as one of the earlieast.. =D

I have also realised how important a five letter word is in life.. I haf realised it actually, cos im not a cucckoo chiau, but then i just realised how reallie reallie integral it is in making our lives happy or tumultuous.. "M-O-N-E-Y" makes the world go round as we haf often heard.. and i do realise it does this by shaping perspectives, providing avenues for success, providing happiness, etc.. Either in school, or marriage, or any position we are in life, $$ would prove to be the deciding factor between a happy man and a worrysome one..

Thats my take in life.. and thus, i will do all it takes to at least save $50 every month.. hahahha yeah yeah.. it mite be kinda small sum to u guys but for a spendthrift like me, it is a huge sacrifice.. the desire to withdraw that $50 bucks would be like sugar to ants.. like milk to a baby.. like burgers to a fat kid.. like nordin montong to white tigers... (well, u get the idea..)

Bottom line, save up...


3) Some crazy moments.. I have encountered sum reallie funny situations which made me sinfully laugh at the unfortunate incidents of others.. but they are funny.. what can u expect.. im just a human being..

Well, i was on my way to Woodlands on 187 wif Wittle Bie.. then i saw this guy who was kinda dorky looking but was sleeping like tido mati nyer on his GF shoulder.. hahaha that was already enough to make me laugh!! cos his face looked like a mouse wif his specs and buck teeth.. aniwaes, i dun mind that..

When we alighted at the interchange.. i was 3rd last to get off, followed by the guy and his GF.. Suddenly, the guy tripped on the kerb, stumbled machiam a frog hopping away from a hungry ass snake... (imagine that; like a frog..) and trying to get up but still stumbling cos his body was almost parallel to the ground which was a mere 50cm away from his body...

but alas, his ordeal was ended when he rammed straight into the butt of a fairly plump Chinese girl who just got off but was standing still.. =D

Now, wouldnt u classify that as a classic in your memory banks?? hahahhahaha I was one of the lucky ones, including that guy's GF who were lucky enough to witness such a marvel.. =D


4) Well, if there are happy times, there should be piss-me-off times as well!! =D Just today, i went to al-ameen eating house along Upp Bt Timah Rd and i got quite a rude welcome.. the owner whu noes me n my dad, told us that we could haf our dinner in the air-con place but "beware of a family gathering there cos its abit of a ruckus".. as we thot that we haf seen every type of ruckus a Malay family dinner could create, we went ahead towards the tables indoors.. Da duduk pat dalam.. mak datok..

The Malay family took up around 3 long tables, which makes up abt 30 of them.. Made up of teens, young kids and half were adults with one nenek.. I always feel happy seeing huge family outings.. but then.. they started talking and laughing and screaming and joking around..

Da lah indoors, the level at which they were talking was like they were seated beside a railway with trains passing by every moment!!! and they were laughing mcm it was the funniest Yo Momma joke ever!!! My family almost got up and left, cos we couldnt hear each other speak!! it was that bad lah guys... but we persevered and abt 30mins later, life was peaceful again..


Well, silat friendly is in a few weeks time... Tutorials start next week... Tuitions and payments will start rolling in... =D

If every year is a January, im gonna love my life..


~current mood: Happy Dappers

Posted by hanan bunny at 12:53 am