Wednesday, May 27, 2009
This blog entry shall encompass a trilogy of stories which would evoke the senses.. It may contain elements of shock, excitement, happiness and perhaps even embarassment.. Basically i felt too lazy to do up a new entry for every moment in life lah.. So i just compress em like a Singapore Short Story book lidat.. =D
Chapter 1: "God must be smilin' upon me..."
Recently, a lot of good things have happened in my life.. not that nuttin thus far has been good, but it just felt like a barrage of greatness which fell my way!! Well, firstly, im blessed wif good health n happiness with the holidays just kicking into gear.. My family is in good health and we got several family outings planned as well!! Gonna be putting the new Gazebo tent to its first task of sheltering this head of mine!!
Secondly, the trip to Tioman went well, with a fantabulous overseas trip filled wif superb food, adventure and bringing back memories! There wasnt much mishap except for the expected 'goreng' by the locals with regards to the pricing and sell-buy stuff...
Thirdly, as most of u guys would haf known, Malay Sports Association members haf been colllectively collecting the New Paper dollars to bid for the various prizes up for grabs!!! And, for the second time in my life, i won sumthing in a competition!! (the first time was at a lucky draw during the Silat DnD when i won 2nd prize i think)
Well, we won the cruise onboard Superstar Virgo for 2nights to KL and Malacca worth a whopping $1020!!! well, u might be wondering how come onli win cruise for 2 but so many ppl help to collect the TNP bucks?? Well, here's where the brilliant undergraduates' minds come into play!! We are aiming to sell off the cruise much cheaper (since we got it for free in the first place) and use the money to rent a chalet complete wif bbq expenses covered!!!
This way, we transform a collective effort into enjoyable rewards for all!! =D smart right?? now we just need to find buyers for this cruise of a lifetime!! Seaview rooms, romantic getaway for 2, departing on Wednesdays only and at more than half price!!! What a fantabulous milestone in life!!
Chapter 2: "Newcastle United FC looking for a manager??"
Well, this year i started off a long tenure as the soccer convenor for the Alpha Division futsal team!!! It has been a few years since i managed a team and this was to be a trial run to gauge my abilities!! (mcm paham je Nan?) nyehehehe nonetheless, i couldnt show the team my confidence and prowess in the managerial abilities, or lack thereof!
Thus, everything was prepared, kalau nak kalah pon, kalah dgn gaya kan?? Got the team adidas white-black jerseys wif number prints.. cantik beb.. Such a pity i didnt get one for myself sebab budget wise ar.. hahaha this team also never played togede before and training was done away wif due to lack of time.. (actualli cos i went to Tioman jadi nobody oragnise) hahaha
Thus, Alpah United went into the tournament wif laughters and little expectations as the manager deemed it pivotal to take games one at a time and not place baseless standards for the young team.. Dun get me wrong, we comprised of young and well-balanced individuals wif wide ranging skill competency levels!! But then, other teams had their club n national players while we had one supremo on court.. =D
One by one, we took the games with a positive mentality.. while other teams were fretting over tactics and opponents' next move, we were simply taking the game in our stride and playing our own style.. Cos of my lack of tactical knowledge, i let the players craft their own gameplay cos they know best!!
Pejam celik pejam celik, kiter Champions lah beb!! Wif a 2-0 scoreline against PCG in the finals summore!!!
Well done lah guys!!
And we were the onli team in the top 4 wif Chinese players!!
Chapter 3: "Harrowing experience at Immigration"
Upon leaving Malaysia, i went upon the ritual of passing my bag thru immigration, Singapore side.. The rest of the Special 7 were thru and awaiting outside the sliding doors...
Then wif me n my cheeky face, cant wait to go home and meet my family after 3 days of sun, sand n sea, i walked thru the metal detectors.. no sound.. must be good news!! And must i mention i was wearing red t-shirt wif the words "this shirt if for fun" and i was the onli one amogst us who brought in chewing gum.. 4 packets of em! hehehehe
Once i passed thru the detectors, an immigration officer approached me and checked my bag..
"Shit..." was the onli words that came to mind.
Then these words came out of the officers mouth.. i swear..
"Please take off your shirt." I stood there stunned...
"What? my shirt?"
"Yup, your shirt" replied the officer.
Now this was starting to become sumting like ive seen in the videos. *winks* but never did i imagine it happening to me!! So i asked why lah.... and this was wad he replied..
"Becos ur shirt is just for fun wad.." wif a sleazy pakcik gatal smile on his face...
"Terkejot kan sikit tadi??"
And i laughed togede wif him..
.idiot.
Well the good thing was he laughed along and even turned a blind eye on my chewing gum.. hahaha
.Life's great.
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..."
- Louis Hector Berlioz
Posted by hanan bunny at 2:18 am
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Tioman Getaway wif Alan's Cheekies...
Well, hello there and goood day to one and all who read my blog. =D The Tioman holiday was faaantabulous especially so wif the perfect organization by Fairus, the indescribable (but by saying 'indescribable', im actually describing it) companionship which the 7 of us brought along and also the pretty wonderful weather which welcomed us on the island and off the jetty on our last day!!
Woooohooooo!!
Anyways, the whole trip has been well documented on Fairus' blog which u guys would find to be a great read!! =D What id like to highlight is the situation in which us, Budak Singapore, kene goreng mcm keledek gituk when we attempted one of our virgin attempts at fishing at the jetty.. Well, to save face, we did catch a commendable 3 fishes in 2 nights!! =D
Walaupon sumer kechik, they were big in our eyes.. (machiam paham moment)
Anyways, the locals there simply had a wide complicated network of lies which they kept in place to swindle the Singaporean cute guys out of their Malaysian ringgit, which was at an astonishingly high rate of 2.40 ringgit per Sing dollar!! nyehehe take that u money swindlers!! We bought generally 10 ringgit worth of sotong bait and a further 3.00 ringgit worth of bread which apparently the fish reallie truly deeply love to eat and wld not be able to resist..
Yeahh rite....
It actually doesnt take a genius to know that bread is made up flimsy fibre thingies which would dissolve upon contact with water.. and thus, it would be nibbled by the fish after abt 5 mins in the torrential waters of Tioman.. But, we still hung on to the hope that the locals were not as cruel to us budak kachang.. but, yes, they were a band of bandits, a group of cheaters, when it came to fishing gear and bait.. nyehehehe
Well, despite anything, Tioman was a blast and i'd go there again anytime kalau ader rezeki!! Perhaps a Redang trip or Cebu? =D kalau nak bual pasal Bali da ader sikit UPZ kan? and nak bual pasal Phuket perhaps ar.. Tapi seram ar political climate and craps.. Anyways, i hope that my earlier paragraphs had not given u a bad image of local Tioman ppl.. They are a humble bunch who are soft spoken and can cook up a superb meal for a hungry traveller..
Need evidence??
Well, here is the man whu fed us wif burgers after burgers after burgers of Ramly each night we stayed up along the jetty after fishing.. hahaha the bread s truly one of a kind lah people.. fantabulous.. and the meat and the spices were just right.. not too much chilli, not too much bbq sauce... tak machiam pat singapore...
Alan's boys proudly brings to our viewers, Abang Zam...
And, they love to take pics wif us too!! Thats how comfy and hospitable they are wif tourists like us who were having a delightful ice cream break! =D
Well, next posting imma tell u the funny part about my immigration experience!! i was told to remove my clothing!! no shit...
Stay tuned...
Well, hello there and goood day to one and all who read my blog. =D The Tioman holiday was faaantabulous especially so wif the perfect organization by Fairus, the indescribable (but by saying 'indescribable', im actually describing it) companionship which the 7 of us brought along and also the pretty wonderful weather which welcomed us on the island and off the jetty on our last day!!
Woooohooooo!!
Anyways, the whole trip has been well documented on Fairus' blog which u guys would find to be a great read!! =D What id like to highlight is the situation in which us, Budak Singapore, kene goreng mcm keledek gituk when we attempted one of our virgin attempts at fishing at the jetty.. Well, to save face, we did catch a commendable 3 fishes in 2 nights!! =D
Walaupon sumer kechik, they were big in our eyes.. (machiam paham moment)
Anyways, the locals there simply had a wide complicated network of lies which they kept in place to swindle the Singaporean cute guys out of their Malaysian ringgit, which was at an astonishingly high rate of 2.40 ringgit per Sing dollar!! nyehehe take that u money swindlers!! We bought generally 10 ringgit worth of sotong bait and a further 3.00 ringgit worth of bread which apparently the fish reallie truly deeply love to eat and wld not be able to resist..
Yeahh rite....
It actually doesnt take a genius to know that bread is made up flimsy fibre thingies which would dissolve upon contact with water.. and thus, it would be nibbled by the fish after abt 5 mins in the torrential waters of Tioman.. But, we still hung on to the hope that the locals were not as cruel to us budak kachang.. but, yes, they were a band of bandits, a group of cheaters, when it came to fishing gear and bait.. nyehehehe
Well, despite anything, Tioman was a blast and i'd go there again anytime kalau ader rezeki!! Perhaps a Redang trip or Cebu? =D kalau nak bual pasal Bali da ader sikit UPZ kan? and nak bual pasal Phuket perhaps ar.. Tapi seram ar political climate and craps.. Anyways, i hope that my earlier paragraphs had not given u a bad image of local Tioman ppl.. They are a humble bunch who are soft spoken and can cook up a superb meal for a hungry traveller..
Need evidence??
Well, here is the man whu fed us wif burgers after burgers after burgers of Ramly each night we stayed up along the jetty after fishing.. hahaha the bread s truly one of a kind lah people.. fantabulous.. and the meat and the spices were just right.. not too much chilli, not too much bbq sauce... tak machiam pat singapore...
Alan's boys proudly brings to our viewers, Abang Zam...
And, they love to take pics wif us too!! Thats how comfy and hospitable they are wif tourists like us who were having a delightful ice cream break! =D
Well, next posting imma tell u the funny part about my immigration experience!! i was told to remove my clothing!! no shit...
Stay tuned...
Quote of the day: (Which i dont condone but find kinda funny)
"It isn't pre-marital sex if u don't intend to marry afterwards.."
Posted by hanan bunny at 1:17 pm
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Post Exam Worries...
Haishes.... and Hoooooray!!!!
for ending the exams last Saturday, 2nd of May.. It was the first time that i was one of those who ended exams earliest! and it is a good feeling!! hahaha The 3 papers on Mon, Tues and Weds were crazy lah..
Timetable was like: Study for exams till nite, take exam, stay in school till nite, take exams, study in school till nite, take exams..
And the diet was McDonalds for most of my exams days... Brutal beb.. if im not wrong (if im right), i haf gained a few KGs!!! Wow weeeeeee!!! More handles to hold i presume?? nyehehehe
Anyways, with the end of the exams, comes a sense of loss in life... i dunno wad to do wif my pencilbox that is.. hahaha ok stoppit eh Nan.. I dunno wad to do at nite after tuition.. no more books to read, no more notes to ponder, no more frens to try out past yr papers wif.. not that im complaining that is.. =D
Budden, now i gotta worry about another thing.. Yes, for those who are quick enough.. It IS that time of the year again.. Yup yup... THAT time of the year...
U stil dunno???
Reallie????
Its my dad and brother's burfdays in the next few months!! nak kene pikirkan presents ler.... but for this year, i wun be in Singapore for both of their special days... haishes.. ader abit of guilt in this little heart... but then again, being overseas in a developing country where i tend to have higher purchasing power than the locals, there is tendency for my to bring back gifts of extraordinary proportions!!! therefore, it translates into a good thing..
nyehehehe! managed to make myself feel better there!! =D
And......... its almost there....... the 72nd Monthsary of Mai & Nan is coming closer!!!!! Yeahh hooooooooo!!!! but with the yeah hooooos, come the uhh ohhhh..... Cos i gotta think of a spectacle to behold come 17th July!!! =D *rubs hands wif glee*
for ending the exams last Saturday, 2nd of May.. It was the first time that i was one of those who ended exams earliest! and it is a good feeling!! hahaha The 3 papers on Mon, Tues and Weds were crazy lah..
Timetable was like: Study for exams till nite, take exam, stay in school till nite, take exams, study in school till nite, take exams..
And the diet was McDonalds for most of my exams days... Brutal beb.. if im not wrong (if im right), i haf gained a few KGs!!! Wow weeeeeee!!! More handles to hold i presume?? nyehehehe
Anyways, with the end of the exams, comes a sense of loss in life... i dunno wad to do wif my pencilbox that is.. hahaha ok stoppit eh Nan.. I dunno wad to do at nite after tuition.. no more books to read, no more notes to ponder, no more frens to try out past yr papers wif.. not that im complaining that is.. =D
Budden, now i gotta worry about another thing.. Yes, for those who are quick enough.. It IS that time of the year again.. Yup yup... THAT time of the year...
U stil dunno???
Reallie????
Its my dad and brother's burfdays in the next few months!! nak kene pikirkan presents ler.... but for this year, i wun be in Singapore for both of their special days... haishes.. ader abit of guilt in this little heart... but then again, being overseas in a developing country where i tend to have higher purchasing power than the locals, there is tendency for my to bring back gifts of extraordinary proportions!!! therefore, it translates into a good thing..
nyehehehe! managed to make myself feel better there!! =D
And......... its almost there....... the 72nd Monthsary of Mai & Nan is coming closer!!!!! Yeahh hooooooooo!!!! but with the yeah hooooos, come the uhh ohhhh..... Cos i gotta think of a spectacle to behold come 17th July!!! =D *rubs hands wif glee*
1) Shall i carry out the bird flying from the back and handing over a ring to her???
2) Or maybe the dolphin presenting a bouquet wif a small doraemon in its fishy mouth??
3) Or perhaps just like a list of clues which makes her travel around town searching for me, who would be waiting in a msug tuxedo at a posh restaurant??
So many ideas but sooo fickle ar...
Well, i got plenty of time to think them through anyways!! =D So let's take it one step at a time yeah??
Ohhhh ya!! i wanna learn to post a video on my blog... issit just pasting a html on this site?? i wanna try it now!!!
Posted by hanan bunny at 3:23 pm
Yo Momma Jokes!!
Yo Momma's Best Jokes thus far!!!!
Well, well frens and pals!! The previous posting was kinda draggy and solemn, which is totally unlike the personality of the blogger and thus i have decided to be more, ME! hahaha
Jokes galore everyone!! and this week we shall tryout wif Yo Momma jokes!! Tis kind of jokes has been gaining popularity ever since Momma's were born in this world i think?? No lah, it came about when insolent children started talking actually.. nyehehehe
Anyways, enjoy for this is my personal favret collection!!!!
*drumrollsssss*
Yo momma's so fat, when she wears high heels, she comes home in sandals
Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on a weighing scale and it said "one at a time please!"
Yo momma's so fat, she went to KFC and they had to ask McDonalds and Burger King for help!
Yo momma's so old, she sat next to Jesus in class
Yo momma's so old, she was watching Barney when he was still an egg!
Yo momma's so dumb, she bought 2 of '50-cent's albums cos she had a dollar coin!!
Ok ok.. so how was that for an appetiser?? hahaha kinda funny aint it?? Well, fret not!! i still got more installations if onli ud stop reading this paragraph and scroll down instead!! nyehehehe
Yo momma's so ugly, she went camping and had to run away from poachers
Yo momma's so poor, when i pressed the doorbell, she said "Ding!"
Yo momma's so poor, when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers..
Your momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save on milk
Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince
Yo momma's so fat, she is on both sides of the family!
Yo momma's so old, when she reads the Bible, she reminisces
Yo momma's so old, she is older than your grandma
Yo momma's so stupid, she threw away all the W's she found in her M&M's packet..
Loving every bit of it?? Well, i was LMAO when i was reading it on the morning of 4th May at ard 4am in the morning!! hahahaha reallie made my morning!! Well, the cream of the crop just for those who can hold their laughter for the next 5 mins or so ya??
Enjoys!!
Yo momma's so short, you can see her feet on her Drivers' License!!
Yo momma's so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.
Yo momma's so tiny, she curls her hair with rice.
Yo momma's so fat, she wore Guess jeans and the answer popped out!
Yo momma's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back.
Yo momma;s so poor, we ordered a large pizza and had to eat outside her house. (cos it was too big for the house)
Yo momma's so tall, she did a backflip and hit Jesus in the balls!!
Well, there goes the Yo Momma Joke special for this installment of jokes galore!! Stay tuned for Racist jokes comin' up next ya?
Peace Out!!! and love your momma's no matter how fat, tall, short or poor they may be!! Cos someone else's momma's gotta be worse off...
Nyehehehe!!