Thursday, February 07, 2008

MY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVE!!!!

Hello blog!! i think i shall give my blog a name since it holds most of my views and reflections on life!! From today onwards, let me refer to you as Chak Chak Leng.. yes yes!

Aniwaes, hi everyone! harap2 semue sihat sejahtera! I just feel that i need to explain the photograph taken below.. it has become my wallpaper for my handphone as i like it a lot.. =D it was taken at my void deck with 10 of my fellow frens all crowding around the camera!

And yes, we took turns taking pics wif "Mr Sleeping Man with Work Permit"! hehehe if u think my pic is funny, wait till i upload the others!! it might even receive a warning from MICA for being explicit.. hehehe


From clockwise direction: Hanan, Mr Sleeping Man wif Work Permit


Aniwaes, today was Chinese New Year Eve!! So, being in a multiracial and multiethnic society like Singapore, i would like to share the oy and festivities of the occasion by wishing all Chinese who happen to chance upon my 'Chak Chak Leng' a very happy and prosperous Year of the Rat!! May all good things fall in your path this year and may the bad ones stay clear and fall unto others people's paths..

Well, with reunion dinner awaiting practically all households in Singapore, there was not much of a shock as i walked around Uni campus and didnt face the usual hustle n bustle of NUS peepz jostling along the corridors!!

"It must be Chinese New Year Eve," i thought to myself..

Well, i did haf a make up tutorial for tmrw, which i must add, was superbly intresting and energetic due to the large number of pupils attending today's session!! =D reallie learnt new perspective and divorced myself from common discourse of everyday thinking! Cheyyyy...

After which, i had a lecture for culture!! it was as usual, filled wif information! hahaha nampak sah.. but then, 15mins into the lect, me, fairus n zuraimi started to glance at each other, fidgeting around.. we knew wad was to come..

BALAS PANTUN TIME!!


(From right: Fairus, Hanan, Zuraimi)

Well, maybe some of u are raring to noe wad we wrote about.. so here goes!! A little snippet into the realm of Balas Pantun Sembunyi2 Depan Lecturer..

MS2210 - 6th Feb 2008

Di malam hari ku tarikan pena,
Mengarang lagu menunujuk bakat;
Hari ini Hari Raya Cina,
Sudahkah anda tunaikan zakat?
(H)

Di tepi sungai memancing ikan,
Tesangkut kail dalam belukar;
Zakat sudah saya lunaskan,
Duit neraka habis dibakar...
(Z)

Bangla ke Al-Ameen beli mee kuah,
Hirup kuah sambil kunyah buah kanna;
Raya Cina jangan makan banyak bak kwa,
Nanti berbabat macam Intan Aminah...
(F)

Ketika solat saf harus rapat,
Kena lah khusyuk berdiri tegak;
Dibakarnya duit, datok dorang dapat,
Kalau dibakar kuih dorang dapat jugak?
(H)

Budak kecil bermain buih,
Buih ditiup ke dalam baja;
Kita di dunia membakar kuih,
Datok di atas dapat bau ajer...
(Z)

Minum Tiger Beer, Ali terbatok-batok,
Kepala mabuk jadi tak dapat balik;
Ayam panggang dihidang untuk Atok,
Padahal nonek si Atok dipuntal2 Malaikat Malik..
(F)

Masjid Negara telah pun dibina,
Penduduk menziarah membawa 'present',
Bagus nyer masok jail ketika di dunia,
Time pat neraka pantat pon da season...
(H)

Masok waktu dengar azan,
Anak syaitan teronta-ronta;
Takde gunanya pantat yang season,
Bukannya boleh kentot kan winter...
(Z)

Buah mangga manis berbajakan taik,
Mangga dimakan dgn gulai ikan pari;
Batu solat dijaga Ali dgn baik,
Kalau hilang kena sujud di bopleh sendiri...
(F)

Berkerat rotan jgn berpatah arang,
Sebab arang boleh dipakai utk membuat api;
Janganlah asyik melaga-lagakan orang,
Bak kata pepatah Melayu, seorang 'Batu Ali'...
(H)

Dari padi mendapat beras,
Makan nasi dengan meriah;
Hidup kena bekerja keras,
Genggam bara Ali, biar sampai jadi Syi'ah...
(Z)

Lord Shiva ke doktor sebab batuk berkahak,
Pening pulak kepala kene makan aspirin;
Berwaspadalah semasa solat di masjid Taha,
Kerna imam monyet nya serupa ala Thohirin...
(F)

Sebab cuace panas Remy potong rambut botak,
Ketika potong rambut itu, dia sempat merakam;
Dat time mak Ali tanye, "Nampak Ali ke tak?",
Aku jawab, "Dier hiding cik, Ali dalam sekam"...
(H)

Orang seksi badan berbentuk,
Baru nak ngorat orang dah ambil;
Aku kini semakin ngantuk,
Lebih rela tengok Ali Mcbeal...
(Z)


(Caption: "Eh amaciam boleh beberape pages kiter nye pantun ni? Tak belajar ke??")

And that was the first installment of our Pantun In Class for the culture lecture!! =D hope u guys enjoy reading it as much as we haf enjoyed creating em for our own pleasure!! hehehe

Well, i shall see you again in the next time i feel like writing ya!! Thanks to Tasha, our frenly exchange student from London, England for taking the pics for us on a lovely Chinese New Year Eve!! hehehe =D

See ya Chak Chak Leng!!

~Outs~

Posted by hanan bunny at 12:59 am