Saturday, March 15, 2008

5th edisi of Pantun in a Lecture!!!

Hello one and all!! Sorry for the delayed time frame in putting up this edition of everyone's favourite Pantun in a Lecture!! This week, we are glad to announce that our fellow Pantuneer, Haekal, will be joining us wif his quirky ideas!!!

Just to inform u guys and gals who continuously stay tuned to this blog for updates, we the pantuneers haf a code of ethics in which we haf to pay attention to the lecturer if we are not writing the pantun.. Anyone caght not paying attention will be severely dealt with thru a forgoing of his turn to conjure his pantun!! hahaha

Secondly, if there is a break in between the lecture, no pantuneer is allowed to conjure his pantun and contribute to the week's edition.. We are strictly a Pantun in a Lecture.. Thus, what's the use if we write it during the break right?? might as well cheat and write tha pantuns at home the day before rite? hahaha

ok ok takmo serious nah lerr.. hahahha just wanna say these pantuns are genuinely conjured within a time scope of 1 hour plus plus!! =D

So, without further ado, let us usher in a new edition of PANTUN IN A LECTURE!!!

Wooooo hoooooooooooo!!!


MS2210 Lect 8
12th March 2008

Duit yang banyak, tidak ku punya,
 Harta pusaka pon tidak seberape;
Suatu soalan ingin ku tanya,
 Kalau kau OKB kau beli aper?
(Hn)

Orang Hindu bermain api,
 Sambil disaksi oleh si Gurga;
Andai kata aku OKB,
 Akan ku beli tiket ke syurga..
(Z)

Kumar simpan burung dalam cage,
 Terkena hujan lalu burung tu sakit;
Akan ku bawa Lord Ganesh ke SGH,
 Dapat tukarkan kepala yg sempurna sikit..
(F)

Ali makan keorpok Mamee,
 Pastu dia makan strawberry;
Kan ku gadai topi Zuraimi,
 Belikannya kereta Ferrari..
(Hk)

Para penjahat dijadikan tahanan,
 Pagi dan petang memikul batu;
Akan ku gunakan duit simpanan,
 Mengisi minyak untuk Ferrari itu..
(Hn)

Hujan jatuh lalu tempias,
 Rupanya mendung hanya tempias;
Duit digunakan untuk menghias,
 Kubur mendiang Ferrari Marantika..
(Z)

Untuk buat keris bakarkan di api,
Sutera digunakan membuat tanjak;
Jikalau mewah kaya gila babi,
Gunakan air Evian untuk istinjak..
(F)


Pergi ke sungai memancing ikan,
Sambil memancing bermain guli;
Kalau karam feri ke Batam,
Kan ku kahwin empat kali..
(Hk)

Rumah kampung usang dan reput,
Dihiasi lalang dan sarang burung;
Bila ku kaya ku beli seafood,
Chilli crab seafood soup dan butter 'prong'.. (Suriani, 2008)
(Hn)

Orang Quraisy nama Abu Jahal,
Berkawan dgn seekor biawak;
Antara seafood yang paling mahal,
Itulah dia seafood Sarawak..
(Z)

Muzium ada sebuah bantal,
Bekas kepunyaan Raffles yg masyhur;
Makan banyak seafood nanti muka gatal,
Nanti jadi macam muka Mahdi Syor..
(F)

Naik kapal pergi belayar,
Pergi belayar beribu batu;
Kalau benar boleh ku kaya,
Ku namakan anakku Saravanamuttu..
(Hk)

Pergi ke kedai membeli choli,
Beli yang lasak dan anti-kuman;
Jika ku mewah ku tolong Ali,
Merawat gagap dan teguhkan iman..
(Hn)

Muthu kerja menangkap ular,
Kerja sehari balik rumah letih;
Kalau ku kaya ku bantu keling pula,
Beli SK2 banyak-banyak biar putih..
(F)

Ninja turtle tak pernah kalah,
Mereka suka makan pizza;
Kalau ku kaya ku bantu Bangla,
Carikan maid di Lucky Plaza..
(Hk)

Matrip-matrip kemaruk motor,
Pergi ke Gombak ambil Class 2B;
Kalau ku kaya ku bantu Suharto,
Oops tak sempat, dia da mati.. (im sori)
(Hn)

Dats all for this week's edition of the pantun in a lecture!!! Hope u guys n gerls enjoy it and keep the comments coming for your suggestions lah k?? We are just human aniwaes, we will eventually run out of new wacky ideas for our pantuns!!! and when dat day comes, i wldnt be able to update!!

Haishes....

So hope u haf a great time reading and laughing as much as we pantuneers did writing and laughing as well!!!

Ciaoz!!!

Posted by hanan bunny at 12:28 am