Thursday, March 20, 2008
6th Edition of Pantun in a Lecture!!
Hey there everyone!! Welcome back to yet another edition of everyone's favourite installation of appreciation of the Malay language!! Where else would u haf a weekly update by the people,for the people? =D
Aniwaes, this week, we are saddened to say that Haekal will not be joining us for the brainstorming session due to commitments.. hehehe but tis ookay.. we would like to apologise if our standard of comedy has faltered for this edition.. Maklumlah, cuace pon sejuk nyaman and the voice of our lecturer was abit macam mendayu-dayu gituk!! Honestly!!
So please forgive us for this week ajer.. We assure u that next week's would be much much spirited and animated!! =D
But if u find this week's posting to be just as funny as the previous weeks', then thank you!! cos it seems kinda easy to satisfy to your comedic needs!! =D
Well, without further ado, let us delve into the world of the unknown and enjoy this week's edition of .....
PANTUN IN A LECTURE!!!!!
Wooooo!!!! (Hard-o-Gay, 2007)
MS2210 Lect 9
19th MArch 2008
Tema: Persiapan Kahwin
Sarung bantal darilah kain,
Tertumpah susu nampak ketara;
Kenapa gatal hendak berkahwin,
Apakah nafsu sudah membara?
(Z)
Pergi membeli sutera selembar,
Membuat langsir dipasang di amben;
Kalau nak kahwin elok nya sabar,
Tapi jangan sampai nak dekat pencen..
(H)
Hang Tuah belayar di waktu petang,
Belayar jauh ke negeri Pasai;
Ada nak kahwin kerna terlalu miang,
Macam Siti dan Datuk K yang bermisai..
(F)
Waktu pagi nampak terang,
Burung terbang ke negeri Pasai;
Siti dan Datuk menang perang,
Kerana gunakan nuclear misai..
(Z)
Di hari minggu pergi ke pekan,
Cuaca panas terasa penat;
Misai sebenarnya sedap dimakan,
Taknah dengar Misai Donut?
(H)
Dari Jurong Abu naiki teksi,
Nak naik teksi untuk ke City;
Misai Datuk K sebenarnya seksi,
Lagi2 dibelai oleh cik Siti..
(F)
Orang Arab pakai celak,
Sungguh merdu membaca Quran;
Bila nanti bernikah kelak,
Berapa banyak nak letak hantaran?
(Z)
Pergi memancing di Sungai Hulu,
Memasang kail di atas jeti;
Kenapa tanak macam dahulu,
Hantaran hanya $22.50!!
(H)
Lim Chu Kang cemetery sungguhlah ulu,
Di sana batu nisan boleh ditempah,
Kalau mau ikot cara dahulu,
Sebelom 20 tahun sudah anak bersepah..
(F)
Tanam pokok letak baja,
Baja ditabur melayang-layang;
Kahwin dengan puteri raja,
Hantaran aku sedulang dayang..
(Z)
Jadi manusia janganlah careless,
Kalau tak hidup ni tiada erti;
Untuk hantaran ku beri yang priceless,
Ku hadiahkan sayang dan rindu di hati..
(H)
Pinjam tailong banyak songeh,
Bunga hutang nya sangat tinggi;
Kalau ku kahwin Puteri Chee No Neh,
Hantaran daging salai dan serunding babi..
(F)
Orang Melayu main gasing,
Indah sungguh gasing menari;
Kalau ku kahwini Puteri Singh,
Ku buka turban membuat sari..
(Z)
Kawanku Gopal panas baran,
Menyumpah-nyumpah memintal punat;
Tak perlu aku keluarkan hantaran,
Kalau ku kahwin si Puteri Salat..
(H)
Encik Zubir main gambus,
Main asyik sampai penat;
Kalau puteri degil nak mampos,
Aku ajak salat sunat..
(Z)
There u haf it ladies and gentlemen.. the next edition of pantun-in-a-lecture!!! We hope that u guys n gals haf enjoyed it as much as we haf writing them!! Thanks to Amalina for helping us come up wif the theme for the pantuns for this week!
Hope we got u laughing or perhaps smile at least!! =D
Till next time then!! Pls keep those themes suggestions coming k!!!
Toodles!!!
Posted by hanan bunny at 1:25 am