Thursday, May 22, 2008
7th Edition and Final for this Semester Pantun-in-a-Lecture!!
(From furthest away: Hanan, Zuraimi, Haekal, Fairus)Hello there!! Welcome to another edition and most definitely the last and final edition for this semester year 1 for the 4 pantuneers as MS Culture has gone by and we are now enjoying holidays!! Woo hoo!!! All the best for all for the pending results which will be released on 30th May? =D Mau berani ajer bebeh!!
Aniwaes, this time around, since its the last time we are gonna be squeezing our creative juices for our dedicated fan base of pantun and Malay literature wif a twist, we decided to come together and produce a last P.I.A.L.!! So, sit back, relax, whip out your popcorn and incline your lazy boy chairs cos this would be one worth your reading time!!
Ladies and gentlemen, the last edition of Pantun-in-a-Lecture:
MS2210
Lecture 11
Tema Pantun: Futsal
Lecture 11
Tema Pantun: Futsal
Tempat kotor banyak lalat,
Lalat peh banyak tanak kalah;
Alamak aku belom solat,
Lepas lecture aku ke futsalla..
(Z)
Memukul paku dengan pahat,
Upgrade rumah pasang cornice;
Senang hati patik melihat,
Apek bergelek Mimpi Manis..
(Hn)
Kuda kepang itu salah,
Pasal dorang makan kaca;
Mat bawah blok bermain bola,
Kita sibuk pantun di lecture..
(Hk)
Muka Ah Neh sungguh sugul,
Sebab dateline project hari Jumaat;
Kalau main bola score dua goal,
Nescaya dapat subsidy lapan raka'at..
(F)
Suara dia macam katak,
Ada hati nak jadi rapper;
Anak Dr. M dah gunting botak,
Gatal nak jadi anak Mawi ke per?
(Z)
Main bola hari Saturday,
Badanku penat mata pon layu;
Kalau botak tu anak mahathir,
Nescaye monyet tu anak L_ K_ Yew?
(Hn)
Pergi jamban membawa baldi,
Tahi itu pandai-pandai lah ditanam;
Anak Dr. M botak semulajadi,
Sebab Malaysia takde Yun Nam..
(Hk)
Meenachi ke Somalia bawa M&Ms,
Untuk disuap ke budak kebulur;
Anak Dr. M botak bukan kerna Dr. M,
Sebab bini Dr. M botak licin macam telur..
(F)
Dia kentot berbau bacin,
Lali dihukum disebat rotan;
Takde guna berbotak licin,
Sebab ketiak dah macam hutan..
(Z)
Di hutan maghrib ramai syaitan,
Ada yang bogel ada berseluar;
Hidup mesti ibarat rambutan,
Botak di dalam, berbulu di luar..
(Hn)
Ali menjual kain batik,
Dan juga jual sate babat;
Jika bapa borek anak rintik,
Nescaya anak Datuk K bermisai lebat..
(Hk)
Pak Abu melancong ke England,
Tempah seluar pakai kain kapan;
Anak Dr. M kepala mcm kulit watermelon,
Padahal sebalik sualalam mcm berus jamban..
(F)
Dalam solat tak pakai batu ,
Sebab aku on the right track;
Kalau kepala da hijau gitu,
Adakah sebab bapak dier Shrek?
(Z)
Budak kecik belajar membace,
Bila da besar jadi kerani;
Asyik berpantun dalam lecture,
Kan da ditegur Dr Suriani..
(Hn)
Till the next time then!!
Ciaoz!!!!
Lalat peh banyak tanak kalah;
Alamak aku belom solat,
Lepas lecture aku ke futsalla..
(Z)
Memukul paku dengan pahat,
Upgrade rumah pasang cornice;
Senang hati patik melihat,
Apek bergelek Mimpi Manis..
(Hn)
Kuda kepang itu salah,
Pasal dorang makan kaca;
Mat bawah blok bermain bola,
Kita sibuk pantun di lecture..
(Hk)
Muka Ah Neh sungguh sugul,
Sebab dateline project hari Jumaat;
Kalau main bola score dua goal,
Nescaya dapat subsidy lapan raka'at..
(F)
Suara dia macam katak,
Ada hati nak jadi rapper;
Anak Dr. M dah gunting botak,
Gatal nak jadi anak Mawi ke per?
(Z)
Main bola hari Saturday,
Badanku penat mata pon layu;
Kalau botak tu anak mahathir,
Nescaye monyet tu anak L_ K_ Yew?
(Hn)
Pergi jamban membawa baldi,
Tahi itu pandai-pandai lah ditanam;
Anak Dr. M botak semulajadi,
Sebab Malaysia takde Yun Nam..
(Hk)
Meenachi ke Somalia bawa M&Ms,
Untuk disuap ke budak kebulur;
Anak Dr. M botak bukan kerna Dr. M,
Sebab bini Dr. M botak licin macam telur..
(F)
Dia kentot berbau bacin,
Lali dihukum disebat rotan;
Takde guna berbotak licin,
Sebab ketiak dah macam hutan..
(Z)
Di hutan maghrib ramai syaitan,
Ada yang bogel ada berseluar;
Hidup mesti ibarat rambutan,
Botak di dalam, berbulu di luar..
(Hn)
Ali menjual kain batik,
Dan juga jual sate babat;
Jika bapa borek anak rintik,
Nescaya anak Datuk K bermisai lebat..
(Hk)
Pak Abu melancong ke England,
Tempah seluar pakai kain kapan;
Anak Dr. M kepala mcm kulit watermelon,
Padahal sebalik sualalam mcm berus jamban..
(F)
Dalam solat tak pakai batu ,
Sebab aku on the right track;
Kalau kepala da hijau gitu,
Adakah sebab bapak dier Shrek?
(Z)
Budak kecik belajar membace,
Bila da besar jadi kerani;
Asyik berpantun dalam lecture,
Kan da ditegur Dr Suriani..
(Hn)
Jus to inform all u peepz, at this moment in time, Dr Suriani da tegur kami sebab ader ketawe dan bergelak ketawe sampai dier takleh concentrate on what she wanna say.. hahaha =D Thus, we cut short our session as we were fearing the wrath of the lecturer with the German hubby and the knack for indigeneous civilizations.. =D
Thus, there u have it ladies and gentlemen, our last episode of P.I.A.L... Now there is no space to place ur comments so if anything, kata2 pujangga atau cemuhan atau nak memberangsangkan ke.. please forward it to our tagboard or can just visit any of our blogs and place a tag there...
From the bottom of our Pantuneering hearts, we thank all whu haf eagerly awaited each week for updates and we hope to be continuing this noble effort of ensuring that the Malay literary art of Pantun is existent and being practised by the youths nowadays...
Thus, there u have it ladies and gentlemen, our last episode of P.I.A.L... Now there is no space to place ur comments so if anything, kata2 pujangga atau cemuhan atau nak memberangsangkan ke.. please forward it to our tagboard or can just visit any of our blogs and place a tag there...
From the bottom of our Pantuneering hearts, we thank all whu haf eagerly awaited each week for updates and we hope to be continuing this noble effort of ensuring that the Malay literary art of Pantun is existent and being practised by the youths nowadays...
Till the next time then!!
Ciaoz!!!!