Friday, September 12, 2008

Hello there one and all!!

Yes the time has come for everyone to start staying tuned for the weekly editions of Pantun in a Lecture!! We are glad to inform our loyal fans that as of this week, we shall be dedicating our Tuesday evenings to conjuring spine-tingling, abs-firming, muscle-toning, wrinkle-forming pantuns during our lecture!!

And as a way of maintaining our level of humour culminated in a high standard of malay language carefully arranged beautifully in stanzas.. :D Well, we haf also retained the batch of budding Pantuneers from the previous installation!!

So without further ado, shall i present the first edition of P.I.A.L sem 1 yr 2!!!

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MS3209 Lect 5
AS6 #0212
9th Sept 2008

Binatang endangered itu rhinoceros;
Aku da tengok Bangkok Dangerous.
(Hn)

Sperma manusia benyak berbuih;
Semalam aku gi terawih.
(F)

Melayu keluarga banyak pincang;
Betol semalam aku tak gonchang.
(Hk)

Membeli ikan tapi da bachin;
Gonchang sampai toilet kau lichin.
(Hn)

Ketiak apek bau mcm ikan bilis;
Kenape binaweh2 depan aku tekun menulis?
(F)

Farid orang nya tak banyak kawan;
Itu nama nya budak year one.
(Hk)

Pergi mandi pakailah sabun;
Kalau tak nampak nama nya "Ra-bond".
(Hn)

Freshies tulis banyak, seniors relax saje;
Padahal MS exam cumer copy2 ajer.
(F)

Jalan bogel tak tahu malu;
Siape nak buat kawan dgn si Jilu?
(Hk)

Pergi terawih memakai selipar;
Kalau maki2 itu nama Jilu-pah.
(Hn)

Abu Sayyaf dari kepulauan Sulu;
Berduaan dgn pompan jgnlah segan-Jilu.
(F)

**This is the gerl whu sat in front of us.. Thus, we made fun of her name.. =)

Ni lecture aku tak suke;
Bilalah masa hendak buka?
(Hk)

Main bola kaki cramp;
Esok pergi iftar PBM?
(Hn)

Taik telinga banyak aku jadi torek;
Buka rumah dengan family lagi gerek.
(F)

Baby nak makan cakap 'mamam';
Pegi ah nanti miss Haireez jadi imam.
(Hk)

Kawanku name Farid Binaweh;
Esok aku 'emcee' time terawih.
(Hn)

Anwar didakwaatas tuduhan anal;
Time dorang teraweh aku goyang inul.
(F)

Fairus sedang menari nari;
Dorang terawih, Suraini buat pottery.
(Hk)

Jilu menari terhoyong hayang;
Korang agak German sembahyang?
(Hn)

Kawan lama ku Karunenethi;
German ku tak tau tapi mama solat Sharity.
(F)

Pak Na'im kurus sebab dia lapar;
Kalau mama solat Sharity, papa solat apa?
(Hk)

Aku ada kawan Sumting sumting Bin Awang;
Bila Sharity besar nanti, namakan dia Chawang.
(Hn)

Air mata meleleh bila menghiris bawang;
Chawang itu sebenarnya abang kpd Awang..
(F)


Thats all folks!!