Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Yo Momma Jokes!!

Yo Momma's Best Jokes thus far!!!!


Well, well frens and pals!! The previous posting was kinda draggy and solemn, which is totally unlike the personality of the blogger and thus i have decided to be more, ME! hahaha

Jokes galore everyone!! and this week we shall tryout wif Yo Momma jokes!! Tis kind of jokes has been gaining popularity ever since Momma's were born in this world i think?? No lah, it came about when insolent children started talking actually.. nyehehehe

Anyways, enjoy for this is my personal favret collection!!!!

*drumrollsssss*


Yo momma's so fat, when she wears high heels, she comes home in sandals

Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on a weighing scale and it said "one at a time please!"

Yo momma's so fat, she went to KFC and they had to ask McDonalds and Burger King for help!

Yo momma's so old, she sat next to Jesus in class

Yo momma's so old, she was watching Barney when he was still an egg!

Yo momma's so dumb, she bought 2 of '50-cent's albums cos she had a dollar coin!!


Ok ok.. so how was that for an appetiser?? hahaha kinda funny aint it?? Well, fret not!! i still got more installations if onli ud stop reading this paragraph and scroll down instead!! nyehehehe


Yo momma's so ugly, she went camping and had to run away from poachers

Yo momma's so poor, when i pressed the doorbell, she said "Ding!"

Yo momma's so poor, when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers..

Your momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save on milk

Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince

Yo momma's so fat, she is on both sides of the family!

Yo momma's so old, when she reads the Bible, she reminisces

Yo momma's so old, she is older than your grandma

Yo momma's so stupid, she threw away all the W's she found in her M&M's packet..


Loving every bit of it?? Well, i was LMAO when i was reading it on the morning of 4th May at ard 4am in the morning!! hahahaha reallie made my morning!! Well, the cream of the crop just for those who can hold their laughter for the next 5 mins or so ya??


Enjoys!!


Yo momma's so short, you can see her feet on her Drivers' License!!

Yo momma's so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.

Yo momma's so tiny, she curls her hair with rice.

Yo momma's so fat, she wore Guess jeans and the answer popped out!

Yo momma's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back.

Yo momma;s so poor, we ordered a large pizza and had to eat outside her house. (cos it was too big for the house)

Yo momma's so tall, she did a backflip and hit Jesus in the balls!!



Well, there goes the Yo Momma Joke special for this installment of jokes galore!! Stay tuned for Racist jokes comin' up next ya?

Peace Out!!! and love your momma's no matter how fat, tall, short or poor they may be!! Cos someone else's momma's gotta be worse off...

Nyehehehe!!

Posted by hanan bunny at 2:20 am